Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
well most of my day revolves around power hour
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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