feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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