Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Remember that time I hopped home naked from the bar, then tried to convince you I was ok to drive you home? Good call on the taxi.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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