Do vagina's smell?
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Life seems so much brighter and more vibrant after you have sex with a 20 year old. It's like how Kansas was in black and white and Oz was in technicolor.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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