We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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