You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
