Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
How does one acquire holy water?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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