i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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