If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
