hotel room ftw
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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