THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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