Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
They put me in charge of something. Why the fuck would you look at me and put me in charge of something while i'm double fisting peach mimosas at a baby shower
You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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