Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
I want to eat a stick of butter
Did your pain meds kick in?
It tastes nice
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Randomize
