Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
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