My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
i think my mom watched the whole time
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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