I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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