2:45a: Any chance you got 3000 bucks on you?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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