i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
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