Jerry, you need to find god
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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