she was mega hot - except for the poop under her fingernails
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I still have a little drunk in my system
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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