She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I look like a zombie and smell like a stripper. Its gonna be a good day.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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