Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
While I was dancing with him in my foil dress he said, "You're like a Chipotle burrito. Don't worry, that's the best complement you could get from me."
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
And now I have fucked a local celebrity so double free drinks at bars.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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