This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
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