he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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