She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
george bush was a better president for first pitches than barack obama. there. i said it.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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