I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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