talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
everyone thought he was too sick to make it, but he showed up. Ten minutes in and he's doing vodka shots with nyquil chasers
trading diseases for a hangover? that's either a really good decision or a really, really bad one. we'll find out if he wakes up tomorrow
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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