just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
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