Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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