So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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