i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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