Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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