What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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