what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
Randomize
