how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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