Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
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