no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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