This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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