I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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