is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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