yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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