I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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