I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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