I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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