I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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