how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I got inside last night via doggy door
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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