she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
the welcome home hickey he left on my boob is really gunna put a damper on the rest of my thanksgiving hook up plans with the rest of my ex's
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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