North Korea, Best Korea!
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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