My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
