How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
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