what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Walked in the bathroom at work and my boss was taking a shit with the stall wide open and responded "oh yeah, I forgot you never have been to prison "
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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