Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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