if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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