u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I don't know whether to be insulted or flattered that I am being propositioned to have a threesome only if I wear my cat onesie
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
try to milk me bitch
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