So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
you handed me the dorito you were about to eat and told me to 'keep him safe' while you went to the bathroom
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Randomize
