he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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