Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Welp...herpes.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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