will power is for people who don't want to get laid
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
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