So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
You'd be proud of me. They tried to give me bread to sober up, but I told them no, im on a diet.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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