Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Randomize
