its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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