sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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